I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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