Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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