My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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