The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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