So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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