omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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