What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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