just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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