Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Princesses don't give blow jobs
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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