It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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