I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
this is an emotional support booty call
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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