You work out of a Hotel?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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