Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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