My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You're like the curious george of whores
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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