No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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