he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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