Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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