Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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