we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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