no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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