We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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