I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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