i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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