fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
