Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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