i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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