I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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