I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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