Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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