I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You don't make any sense
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I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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