I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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