Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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