Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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