If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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