Do you still have your period?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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