she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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