After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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