Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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