so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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