You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
