I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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