i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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