There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Do you remember whose house we're in?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
