I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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