So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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