Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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