Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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