Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
