And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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