Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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