Kiss
Puke
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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