You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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