Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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