Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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