tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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